Talking about poops is not at all a shitty thing to do. Everybody poops and everybody secretly wonders about it. Your poop tells a lot about the daily diet followed by us, not only diet but also our lifestyle and overall health.
If you see your stool same as the picture above tomorrow morning, praise yourself and keep your head held high for the whole day. You have done a great job, guys!
Believe me, something is going very serious with you dude. You are facing severe constipation problem which can further lead to piles. You need a doctor, hurry up!
If your shi* is coming out like the above picture then you need to eat lots of fibre content fruit, veg, wholemeal grains. If it happens again and again then please consult to doctor as soon as possible. Carelessness may lead to the symptoms of colon cancer.